Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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