Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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