kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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