Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i would punch a child for taco bell
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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