that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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