Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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