Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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