I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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