I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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