Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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