Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
try to milk me bitch
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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