carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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