they need to just BURY HIM!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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