And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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