Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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