I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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