You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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