just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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