Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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