she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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