my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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