The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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