My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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