Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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