That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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