What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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