Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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