He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
