you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Two words: nipple clamps
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