Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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