I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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