Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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