You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I need to calm my uterus...
Randomize
