This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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