none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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