This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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