I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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