The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My feet surprised me
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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