maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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