Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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