Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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