Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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