so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.