I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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