whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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