its not stalking. its research.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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