2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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