she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.