Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i love accidental penises.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker