ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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