They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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