So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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